Shut Up, Wesley
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Shut Up, Wesley

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SHUT UP, WESLEY may look like a gormless doofus, but really it’s smart as hell. A charcoal base is horrifyingly embellished with an ersatz rainbow of navy, red, chartreuse, and silver glitters, plus some gunmetal and AG microsparkles. A fashion disaster, but characteristically accurate. It won’t get you into Starfleet Academy, but it’ll eventually earn you the [grudging, frequently annoyed] respect of your shipmates. They’ll still tell you to shut up, though.

HEY now you can pick your label for every bottle! There's the current/default silver chrome NerdLacquer label, the new pale aqua Retro label (with a sprinkling of silver glitter!), or the silver chrome Iconoclast labels, because not everyone identifies as a Nerd, right? Or, for a nominal fee, get a totally custom label that says whatever you want! Custom labels will be the same format and typography as the current/default style : silver chrome with transparent letters that allow your polish color to peek through. Just select "CUSTOM" in the dropdown, and let me know in the comments at checkout what you'd like it to say! (Keep it under 20 characters or it won't fit!) Note that a few "special" trios come with different fancy labels, like the Myst series, the Vintage SciFi trio, and the Potterverse trio.