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MOUTHY BROADS. Because lip balm is always better when it's got a sassy attitude. Right? BETCHER ASS. Four fetching little tubes, named in honor of some of my favorite ladies who will not, in fact, sit down and shut up : bell hooks, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Dorothy Parker, and Rachel Carson.

WHAT'S IN THERE? Listen : I am picky about lip balm. It needs to be creamy and moisturizing, but also have enough wax to give it some staying power so you're not reapplying every fifteen minutes. Mouthy Broads are made with the powerhouse blend I arrived at after much tinkering :
natural beeswax, mango seed butter, shea butter, and coconut oil. No petroleum products, no lanolin (which a lot of people are sensitive to, apparently), no weird sticky stuff. And that's it!

EXCEPT! They also come in colors! Parker is royal purple, Ginsburg is cranberry red, hooks is bright coral, and Carson is a clear [unpolluted!] sky blue. Those first three have just enough tint to show up on your lips and change their hue a bit, but they're not as pigmented as lipstick, of course. Carson looks extremely bright in the tube, but that's just for the joy of smearing something blue all over your mouth -- it's actually pretty much clear on the lips. Photos show heavy scribble-swatches on round white dots, and lighter (2-3 passes) swatchs on my arm so you can get a pretty good idea how they'll apply.

AND ALSO! They're available scented because OF COURSE THEY ARE (what's even the point of unscented lip balm, I ask you?). Pick your color, pick your scent (or none, if that's your jam!), and you'll get a custom-made tube exactly how you want it. Currently available fragrances are listed in the drop-down menu above : Pink Lemonade (tart and sweet classic), Tangerine Mimosa (tangerine and champagne blend), and Green Tea Pomegranate. I'll probably add more scents as I find additional fantastic (and lip-safe) fragrances that're worthy of these grand dames. BUY ONE AND MOUTH OFF.

Ingredients : Beeswax (cera alba), mango seed butter (mangifera indica), organic refined coconut oil (cocos nucifera), organic shea butter (vitellaria paradoxa). May Contain : lip-safe natural and artificial fragrance, red #33 lake, ferric ferrocyanide, fd&c blue 1, manganese violet, red #28, red #22, acid yellow 3, red 30, bis (glycidoxyphenyl) propane / bisaminoethyl-nobomane copolymer, aluminum hydroxide.